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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:08

Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
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Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
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Still no good.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to