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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

8 best walking exercises that will help us lose 3-4 kgs within a month - Times of India

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Urgent warning issued for US consumers after ‘security breach’ of 184,000,000 passwords — here’s who’s exposed - Yahoo

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Meta buys a nuclear power plant (more or less) - TechCrunch

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Stock futures are little changed as investors await details on U.S.-China trade policy: Live updates - CNBC

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Mom of 2 Sons with Autism Has Limbs Amputated After Flesh-Eating Disease: 'I Can't Take Care of My Children’ - AOL.com

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Veteran strategist unveils updated gold price forecast - TheStreet

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

What is your experience about Bonamour Sleep Earbuds?

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Patriots OTAs takeaways: Drake Maye rises, Stefon Diggs returns, rookie WR shines - Boston Herald

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Geomagnetic storm could make northern lights visible in Chicago on Sunday night - Chicago Sun-Times

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

'Contaminated' cupboard staple recalled over 'life-threatening fungi' hidden inside - children are especially at risk - The US Sun